March 2012
asianbearx:
Title Fight - Western Haikus...
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it's warmer in hell: Dear birth control, Fuck you.... →
w0rried:
Dear birth control, Fuck you. You have made me a moody, irritable bitch. You have made me gain ten pounds. You have made me get more cellulite. You have made me cry for no reason. You have made me hungry all FUCKING day, everyday. I’m not even having sex. I don’t need to be on you if I’m…
This, eggzacktly. Minus the gaining 10 poounds. That hasn’t...
February 2012
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Brendan,
I am not the type of girl that needs to be taken out on dates every weekend. I don’t want you to spend your money on me. (Maybe every once in a while but even then, I don’t mind paying sometimes.) I don’t want to go out to fancy restaurants, I’m perfectly fine with going and grabbing a pizza, or a salad and going home and watching movies in bed all night. Maybe there is...
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
